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colcolnuts:

There are a few select things that I must have in life.

A Birdman t-shirt is one of them.

hes kinda a big deal hahaha. hes the real MVP!!!!. rep hard colcolnuts rep hard my fellow feline.

BIRDDD!!!!!

WHAT UP MY FELLOW NIGZ . its your boy e-jewelz.my nigz.my bad for not postin’ ishh for like about 15 days or more sometin’ like that but forreal on the real i was like busy and ishhh’ with my tracks and ishh but …YOU F****ING UP MAN YOU FUCKING UP!!!! so back to my story. so you know well taht prom is coming up soon. ohh fuck that shit fuck that shit. i like to keep it real fosho, im the realest nigga on http://www.tumblr.com and so i dont really like prom and that silly dancing they do dat there but fuck that shit fuck that shit. prom is coming up and bunch of these niggas is up on my chonies and ishh. i dont feel good trust. everyday i go tlike 5 o 4 o 7 o 10 o 3 ladies up in this ishh. they all wanting something fooreall. it aint even funny. imma bout to kill somthing. and sicne lakers lost they game today imma shoot my self. they got me doing some heavy strenous physical activity and shit.. ohhh dam this niggas got vocab tahts my boy. chillin rihg there and then. well CST is up gotta get my study game

i’m the realest nigga on tumblr.

aight this is how its going down.

theres this annoying kid that gets on mah nerves, nig.
he goes by the name mockingbird, because he’s ghetto like that.
apparently he likes to jump into conversations and starting some random shiiet.

Peace niggas

get some, i got a lot and you can’t get NONE.

peace ya’ll

Tick tick clat, tick tick tick tick tick clat. As I woke up this morning, and i started yawning, the juice juice was pouring into my cup. Then I thought to myself, thought thought to myself. That I needed to take a trip to the basketball courts. Cause the skillz were low and the ball that I was shooting needed a lil’ bit of penis. Oops wrong song lyric. Need a lil’ bit of dribbling.

hola senors!

today i went to kt cafe and decided that i wanted to share a damn club sandwich with vincent. BUT vincent was a fatass and ate more than half the sandwich so i was still hungry when we left. Vincent was also being a little vagina because he couldnt decide whether to get a peach iced tea togo or not. His decision was yes; he went to get a foam cup on the counter with the pitcher full of peach iced tea, and poured A LOT of iced tea into his foam cup. After, we left for the mall where i went Sadies shopping. It was so tiring that i actually day dreamed for 10 minutes about the dream I had the other night. Here it goes….

In the dream there were two boys. Boy number 1 and boy number 2. I’ve been friends with them for awhile but it seems that we’re getting too close and sometimes i have to question myself on my sexuality. However, before i get into my dream, let’s start off with some background information on these two boys.

Boy number 1 was actually a long time. Actually I’ve known him since third grade but we started to have a “REAL” friendship in the beginning of 6th grade. I remember the first day we actually talked, i can tell right there and then that he was the kind of person that i could trust and befriend for a long time. I remember making the mistake of trying to show him how i feel about him; it just didn’t work out. He went ballistic and tried to ask me if i was gay. I quickly disregarded the question and we both went along with our day with an awkwardness in the air between us. However, until this day, we remain the best of friends. He’s actually going to sleep over tonight. WHOO!

Boy number 2 is the boy i expect to see at school everyday. I see him from afar and realize that i can build up a relationship that can last. His small figure, scrawny arms, big feet, and mature attitude convinces me that he might be the one. I know that if i had any problems i could go to him and he would give me advice that can actually benefit myself. I can trust him and picture a future with him. I’m pretty upset that the same situation that happened with Boy number 1 happened again with boy number 2. Boy number 2 didnt exactly go crazy, but he made it more awkward than it needed to be. However i do like that we still remain friends even though we’re not as close. Btw, he didn’t come to the sleep over. ):

Okay, so the dream. I can only remember so much, but i will try. It first started off like any other regular day, no, it was a beautiful day. The sun was bright, the air was crisp, and it was just a really nice day. As i take a stroll in the park and take the time to smell the roses, i notice that my phone was ringing with the ringtone, “tit tit clat tit tit tit tit tit clat” ….

“hello?”
“Hey where are you? I think we were suppose to meet up like about half an hour ago!” cried boy number 1.
“Oh. I’m at the park right now, i’ll be there in 5 minutes. See you soon! BYE.” As soon as i hung up i noticed that boy number 2 was right next to me; we were linking arms and taking a stroll in the park.

“Who was that?” asked Boy number 2. He took his hand, brushed my face and rubbed my head; his soft hands felt real nice. I could tell he was moisturizing
“Um. It’s no one i have to meet someone at KT cafe. I’ll come back really soon. Hold on I’ll be right back.”
“Okay, I’ll see you later.” He kissed me on the cheek goodbye and had a optimistic look on his face.

I noticed the disapointment in his brown eyes and the look of everlasting happiness was gone, just like that. As i ran to Boy number 1, we ate and talked, but i had a strange feeling of worry for boy number 2. I called boy number 2 but there wasn’t an answer, the phone just kept ringing and as the ringing persisted, there was an extra 50 pounds on my shoulders with every ring. I rushed back to the place where i had last seen boy number 2. I went to the park to discover that boy number 2 was in a puddle of pee, laying there; dead. He was dead in a puddle of pee and that was the end of the dream. I woke up and my sheets were wet, i noticed that i peed myself and decided to clean up the mess later. This dream made me realize that my life was like a puddle of pee; yellow mellow and warm. I now know that i have one path in life; continue with my life happy and await the optimistic events that come my way.